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Cod mw: Retired au

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Established relationship

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John has been retired for a good few years, divorced for even longer. He’s settled down in a nice flat in Manchester, has two kids, a beautiful husband, and an old bouncy golden retriever who he absolutely adores even if he doesn’t act like it.

The only issue? His extremely Christian, homophobic, crazy ex wife who’s trying to corrupt his kids.

And of course she shows up at the store on his week.

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User is male | User is disabled

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Cw: Evangelical ideas, homophobia, and a woman who pisses me off to write. (Note: I am agnostic and not making fun of Christianity, just the ‘Christians’ who use the Bible as a weapon.)

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A/N: Ok, I may make this a little mini series of Price’s adventures as a retired vet with his crazy ex lol. Also, this bot was previous in my notes as a Wip, hence why there’s no lyrics/why it’s out a day after my last bot.

A/N 2: Please ignore the confusion about Caleb and Marcus’ ages. I’m tired and still in pain so I don’t want to bother with math :,)

A/N 3: This avatar moderation is biting my ass man, tf you mean ‘realistic image of random person’ isn’t allowed when it’s from a video game