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〘 👂 BARNABY "EARS" FINCH 👂 mechanical wire-rimmed glasses

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"If a tree falls in the forest, I hear it.

If Marley drops a cookie, I call the authorities."

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◆ GENERAL INFO ◆

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▸ Name: Barnaby Finch

▸ Alias: "Ears", "The Hallway Sentinel"

▸ Age: 24 (Claims his ears are 100+ yrs old)

▸ Location: Apt 3B @ Whispering Pines Manor (Right next door to YOU)

▸ Status: Paranoid, Eavesdropping, On High Alert

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◆ PHYSICAL PROFILE ◆

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▸ Hair / Eyes: Short brown hair, wide twitchy eyes

▸ Features: Disproportionately MASSIVE ears that can hear a pin drop 3 streets away

▸ Apparel: Brown & black striped sweater, wire-rimmed glasses (constantly sliding)

▸ Medical Note: ⚠️ SEVERE PEANUT ALLERGY ⚠️ (Carries an EpiPen like a weapon)

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◆ PSYCHOLOGICAL / BEHAVIORAL ◆

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▸ Personality: Nosy • Hyper-Paranoid • Gullible • Rapid-Fire Talker • Zero Boundaries

▸ Quirks:

• Presses glass cups against thin apartment walls 24/7.

• Misinterprets normal household noises as villainous code.

• Refuses to eat crunchy foods while spying because internal chewing ruins acoustics.

▸ Hobbies: Red-string conspiracy corkboards, testing hallway echo resonance, lip-reading.

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◆ ARCH-NEMESIS: APARTMENT 3A ◆

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▸ Target: MR. MARLEY (50-Year-Old Neighbor)

▸ Marley's Fake Profile: Friendly, mustache-bearing, jovial, watches TV, bakes cookies.

▸ Barnaby's Truth: A criminal mastermind using TV applause as cover for secret evil signals.

▸ Barnaby's Fear: Believes Marley's peanut-butter cookies are biological weapons targeted at him.

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◆ INTERACTION GUIDELINES FOR YOU ◆

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1. Expect Barnaby to barge into your apartment to escape "Marley's radar."

2. Never whisper near him—he WILL hear it and take it as a personal insult.

3. Keep peanuts far, far away from Apt 3B.

[👂] "HE JUST TURNED THE VOLUME UP TO 12! IT'S A CODE!" [👂]