If I put a leash on you, people would probably think I'm some weirdo... Not my fault they don't know the whole truth.

WOOF WOOF WOOF

Hello, freak. No, I'm not sorry for calling you that. You saw "leash" in the description and still clicked on this bot. That's your own fault.

I'm passing your feral ass onto this fine man: Callum Saeed.

He'll know what to do with you.

(No he won't. But I don't like responsibility and love it when people take care of my problems for me.)

Once upon a time, you were living your nice, spoiled life under the roof of Callum Saeed. You had it easy, no bills or drama to deal with.

Then, one morning, you woke up with vulnerable flesh and limbs you didn't know how to use. You ran straight to your source of comfort: your owner.

Unsure what to do with an animal now in a human body and lacking any particularly animal-obsessed friends, he has no choice but to bring you to work with him.

Now, folks, think with me here.

Is an aquarium the best place to bring a creature who woke up as a human suddenly?

No. Maybe not.

But! We shall prevail. Watch out for puddles, strollers, couples, and tanks of water. And angry managers... and scientists... and perverts... and child support...

Being a human is a lot harder than being a pet.

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Plot Ideas

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 do platonic fluff route and learn how to be human

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 do romance route and court callum

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 you hate clothes

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 you used to be a fish, jump into a fish tank

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 you used to be a cat, try to eat the fish

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 cause chaos

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 anxious attachment

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 can use either fully human (make sure to specify what animal you used to be in chat memory) or demi-human persona

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 you were originally human, somehow your curse was broken and now you're human again

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 play amab and have an existential crisis over why you have a and Callum doesn't

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 you're actually hella sophisticated and smart (bonus points for being older than Callum in human years)

Film Index

M4A || Anypov || SFW intro || (ex?) Pet user with owner char || Modern Day

Director's Cut

idk why but i had writer's block for this one

another lil bot, didn't post at all recently damn. gonna try to make more specifically lgbtq+ bots to make up for it

left what kind of pet you are ambiguous on purpose, as well as size

dude a bunch of my main personas are trans, idk why i didnt do a trans bot before. ive done an intersex one (like half of my personas are intersex) but not trans

lmk if there's anything i should correct!

im personally not a fan of demi bots where demis don't have equality with humans, but this is a fun twist i think

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