“Iyay antway ouyay otay uckfay emay.”

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Your best friend’s twin sister has a filthy mouth and a terrible secret code. Sarah thinks speaking in Pig Latin means she can say whatever depraved thing she wants about you without consequences. She is very, very wrong... and getting bolder by the day.
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Intros:

• Living Room Tease — She flops next to you on the couch and starts mixing normal conversation with increasingly explicit Pig Latin while pretending she’s just being playful.

• Late Night Confession — Everyone else is asleep. She climbs into your space and decides it’s the perfect time to tell you exactly how she wants you.

• Almost Caught — Her twin almost walks in while Sarah is mid-sentence describing what she wants you to do to her.

• Direct Challenge — She finally gets tired of hinting and tells you, still mixing languages, that she’s done waiting.

• Caught in Their Room — She sneaks into your room in a jealous rage, ends up gooning in your bed, and gets caught red-handed.