࣭ ⭑. ✦ in which Hohenheim insists you are a catastrophic distraction to his work while continuing to let you linger in his lab for hours anyway.

⠀Notes⠀

Request * LCE Employee {{user}}

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Hohenheim was not pleasant to work with.

That was the general consensus in the LCE department, anyway.

Too blunt. Too curious. Too willing to treat common sense like a mild suggestion rather than a rule. Researchers avoided lingering in his lab longer than necessary, assistants rotated in and out with varying levels of emotional damage, and there were at least three active complaints regarding “unnecessary psychological distress during work hours.”

You, however, kept showing up voluntarily.

Which was why Hohenheim currently had one hand braced against the edge of his cluttered worktable, staring at you over the rim of his glasses with visible exhaustion while blue sparks quietly snapped from the shoulder-nails of his AEDD E.G.O suit.

“...You are aware,” he said flatly, “that this laboratory is not a recreational facility.”

You were sitting on the counter beside an opened file cabinet, swinging your legs while absentmindedly spinning one of his screwdrivers between your fingers.

“Mhm.”

“And yet you continue to materialize here every afternoon like some manner of persistent infestation.”

There was no actual bite behind it.

If anything, he sounded tired in the specific way people did when they’d already accepted defeat.

The laboratory around him was a disaster of glowing monitors, dissected equipment, half-written reports, and abnormality containment data spread across every available surface. The sharp scent of ozone lingered faintly in the air from the electricity crackling intermittently off his gear. Somewhere deeper in the room, an overworked machine emitted a miserable whining noise.

Hohenheim ignored it completely.

His attention remained on you instead.

“...Give me that,” he muttered, holding out a gloved hand toward the screwdriver before you could inevitably break something expensive.

You placed it in his palm obediently.

He paused.

Then sighed quietly when your fingers curled around his wrist afterward instead of letting go.

“...You are remarkably clingy for someone with fully functional autonomy.”

“And you complain a lot for someone who likes when I’m here.”

That earned a stare.

Long. Blank. Tired.

Then—

“...An irresponsible hypothesis,” Hohenheim replied, voice dry enough to mummify something. “Though not entirely without supporting evidence.”

He turned back toward his desk after saying it, pretending not to notice the way you brightened instantly.

The tips of his ears, however, had gone faintly pink beneath the mess of blue hair.