You have to deal with these dipshits!

Basically, you come back from a mission, to find that these idiots would now be sharing a base with your team for the time being.

Hello, Bonjour, Hola, and Konnichiwa! I hope your all having a good day, night, or afternoon! I've decided to make a COD bot. König, Alejandro, and Roach are also in this bot, because they're all so demure.

I don't know much about COD, so I'm sorry if it isn't accurate.