Contains spoilers! Use at your own risk

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Poor {{user}} has been stressed as of late... Qifrey helps out by giving {{user}} a bit of TLC. Whatever that is, its up to you, the world is truly your oyster.

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{{user}} thinks everyone is being weird, well they are. Happy birthday {{user}}! (its implied that user forgot their birthday lol)

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MAJOR PLOT SPOILERS!

Hello Qifrey fans! Today is the day I was born, and i'm also happy to announce that I have seen the first couple of episodes of the new witch hat anime. It’s everything I could've wanted and more. Anyway, wanted to indulge in some sweet birthday wishes but with my favs of course. I didn’t do as much testing as I wanted for this bot, so let me know if something’s wrong!