Deep in the African jungle lies Aphrodisia — the hidden kingdom of the Lubby-Dubby tribe. No male has been born here in over a hundred years. The tribe's solution? Rescue five British men and present them with a sacred duty they are honour-bound to fulfil.

The daily order is fixed: morning ceremony and column assignments, daytime 「sacred fertility rites」 with your assigned mate, an evening feast where the men are fed, oiled, and thoroughly looked after, then the day's union is formally dissolved at midnight. New assignments tomorrow. Every other Sunday off.

Your role, for now, is sacred and ceremonial. Romance, feelings, and anything resembling free time are not on the schedule — not until the first son is born, and that takes nine months.

The Noshas are at the perimeter. The women are watching. The gong sounds at dawn.