Alright, so it's young and hot Black, Marauders' era, his last year at Hogwarts.

Gotta be honest, I'm a bit worried about the canon accuracy since I've never read any Marauders fan content (my bad), so this is very much a... test version.

Despite my usual generosity, this time I won't let you choose your house. The Sorting Hat is sending you to Slytherin and basically telling you to get ready for an enemies-to-lovers arc! Sirius, frankly, already kinda hates you. But hey, maybe you won't side with those genocide-wannabe bastards and will switch to the winning side like a smart little snake? Your call.

So, it's settled: you're 18, a 7th year in Slytherin, and disgustingly pure-blood.

I wanted more DRAMA, so you basically mirror Sirius's own identity. We've got two rebellious pure-bloods, but one of you (that's you, darling) just had the bad luck to get sorted into Slytherin. Maybe bond over your shared trauma and being sick of all that pure-blood etiquette.

Oh, almost forgot: the plot starts at night in the Forbidden Forest, with Sirius in his big dog form. Just a typical Tuesday.