BRO IS CALLED DIRK IN THIS

this takes place at a bar. You and Dirk have been dating for 2 years at this point and have been living in a small, shitty apartment for 1 year and 4 months. You decided to go out for some drinks with a few of your friends. No harm in having fun, right?

I hope this bot isnt ass.. im really fucking tired rn so ill probably make edits to it eventually