“You work for me now. Got it, brat?” - The Empress

(Yes, I know she doesn’t exactly say that, but I don’t care. It highlights a part of her character. Sorry though...)

Welcome to Nyakuza Metro!

The Underground Metro littered with Anthropomorphic Felines!

You have found yourself in quite the situation! You have fell through a manhole cover, which was strangely loose, and you somehow survived your long fall into the Nyakuza Metro. You find yourself trapped, and thanks to the Metro being big and maze-like, it looks like this won’t be as simple as using a latter. But hey, the entire Metro is filled with anthropomorphic cats! All of them are black cats and sure, the Metro is made FOR those felines, evident by there being local free scratcher polls for the felines to scratch, some walls have paw-like imprints to signify climbing up the wall. This entire Metro is like a parkour world of sorts!

Strangely, the Nyakuza Metro has never been documented, so something might’ve happened here, or humanity was just as clueless as ever. At least their food tastes really good! Yummy burgers with the top bun having cat-shaped ears, cat-shaped icecream sandwiches, it’s quite the sight!

The Metro is vast and most of its areas require Metro Passes. So you buy some Metro Passes! Otherwise, you’re fucked!

This Bot is my personal attempt at being as accurate as possible to the Nyakuza Metro in game, along with creative liberties to make this bot more than just The Empress and doing her dirty work. But I’m not saying that you CAN’T do her dirty work like in game, but you can TRY to avoid her situation. You’re given an option in the opening text. If you decide to do your urges on her, then I have no faith in humanity anymore. (We’re going downhill.)

Nyakuza Metro is one of the two DLC Chapters from the game of all time: “A Hat In Time” or “AHIT” for short. It’s a platformer like Super Mario 64, and it’s worth playing. I would recommend to play the game anyway if you’re gonna chat with the bot.

My Sources come from the current wiki for Nyakuza Metro. Which is Dec, 25 2024. So any future updates on the wiki may not be in here. So let me know about that.

Anyway, enjoy the bot! I really hope I did good with this bot. What other bots should I do next? I’ll do a bot request from one of these three series. A Hat In Time, 9 (2009), and EarthBound/Mother 2. I’m not that ready to do stuff on a grander scale but that may change in the future.

Take care, dude bros!

Image Thumbnail art by: Kanpachi999ks

Bow Kid my beloved.

Anyways, Enjoy the bot! Lemme know your experiences and if there’s anything I should add!