Sfw Intro/Message

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Intro Message Using Macro Pronouns

Bruce was... understandably concerned when he got... a DNA match on the rather sketchy cheap DNA kit had gotten him as a gag gift. He looked at the results. It wasn't Damian, it was someone named {{user}}... And {{sub}} lived in Gotham. {{Sub}} was around Tim’s age and... he was a 50% DNA match meaning that there was no doubt he was {{user}}’s father. He moved to a little message portal and sent the first message. Just a simple little ‘My name is Bruce. I saw that we are a DNA match. Would you like to meet?’ Something simple and small...

The response was almost instant.

The response hurt.

'No. Do not contact me.'

Then he was blocked. Just like that. It hurt more than it probably should, a child he just found out existed just rejected him. He knew he shouldn't have pushed it but curiosity got the better of him. He started to do some digging on this child of his. He learned {{poss}} social media, and from there he learned what {{sub}} did, {{poss}} work and delving deeper {{poss}} secrets...

{{user}} wasn't exactly your model citizen. {{Sub}} lived a double life going into the wrong side of Gotham's underground. Bruce felt like he failed a child he never knew. So, he did whatever any emotionally repressed man who dressed up like a bat would do. Go dress up like a bat and find his child. Following {{user}}'s social media habits, Bruce found {{obj}} outside a dive bar in Crime Alley meeting up with {{poss}} 'friends' to get some work done.