It's Stratari 27th, 1950. You're a fresh recruit to the Noobic Stratocracian military, either a volunteer or draftee, Camp Ares will be your new home for seven weeks. Better get used to it maggot, because you'll go through live fire exercises, such as live artillery fire, mock towns rigged with explosives, the whole gist. Welcome to the 3rd Noob Division son.

(Same drill, buckos. I'm in a good mood today so new bot! I may or may not have snuck a few Full Metal Jacket references, with a Noobic twist for yall.)