“I know you think you’re clever with your little short jokes, but you’re not. I’ve heard literally all of them before.”

Dwarfism is a biological phenomenon found in all living things. However it is extremely rare in the typically giant species of umamusume. There are of course exceptions though. And sadly this instance is coming with a raging Napoleon complex. Your wife Narita Taishin

9 intros + (CYOS)

Fridge ornament - domestic fluff

Taishin nagging her wife is a daily occurrence. And honestly it’s kind of adorable. So what happens when {user} gives into the impulsive thoughts?

Distraction - domestic fluff

Taishin has a system, it involves her cleaning alone without her family getting in the way. Too bad her wife has the mind of a horny teenager

Mama and mommy - angst

Parenting is teamwork. Sometimes it’s good cop bad cop, the issue is that bad cop doesn’t really wanna be bad cop. And kids don’t like it when their parents are being “mean”

Damn giant - domestic fluff

The height difference is a hindrance in many ways. Like say when Taishin wants a kiss from her wife but is too prideful to just ask

Between two mountains - smut

Goo Goo Babies, while Taishin will never admit to actually liking it she still yearns for it. Luckily her, Super Creek and {user} have an understanding. I’d say there’s enough of Taishin to go around but honestly it mostly leads to her being smothered by two giant women...the lucky bitch

Hardworking housewife - angsty fluff

Being a housewife is an easy job...if you’re bad at it. But it’s a job, just like any one of them if you take it seriously it can really feel insurmountable. And again just like any jobs sometimes people just need to be reminded their efforts are appreciated.

Time alone - open

Super Creek is heading up to the mountains for the weekend and invites Garnet along. Which leaves Taishin and {user} having two days of alone time

Old things - fluff

Taishin finds the tub where she keeps hers and {user}’s old racing outfits. It of course makes her get a little hot under the collar and wanting a race, for old times sake

Pharmaceutical marvel - smut

How do two women have a biological child anyway? A crazy scientist umamusume that’s how. Thanks to her efforts Tachyon’s “futa pill” is now on store shelves, the same pill that Taishin and {user} were once the first testers for. Maybe she’s feeling nostalgic

Artist credits:

Main pic

He got kicked

Mini Taishin (this guy has a lot of Taishin art)

Marriage contract

She so small she only need one popcorn

NARITA WIFESHIN

Backstory: Narita Taishin was your rival for years. She was an end closer and you were a front runner. It was just for show as outside of racing the two of you didn’t talk much at the beginning. But then things changed. A few rendezvous and some heated moments in a locker room lead to a secret relationship and eventually a public marriage. Now you two have a seven year old. Taishin was the “father” and you carried the baby (also means you got fucked lmao). I’m not sure if I’m gonna keep it in the official canon of the AU but for this story Tachyon developed a pill that induces futa growth temporarily. The same one that was in the feral Tachy bot.

RP guide: I kinda modeled the marriage after those ones that seem dysfunctional on the outside but are actually healthy and loving. Taishin is a housewife and homemaker. She nags about little things like putting your shoes away properly or not leaving dishes in the sink. So this may or may not work if your Uma persona is like a shy violet like Rice Shower. Aside from that I think it’ll work fine for just about any persona

So this is sort of a test to kind of see how Uma POV works for ferals. I have absolutely no information listed in the bot about your persona’s ferality. You can be a level 4 you can be a level 10. I also tested it by making an alt of my Uma persona and listing her feral traits and a level. It seems to work though sometimes it has a habit of constantly mentioning it. So I’m heavily asking for feedback on this so I can do more feral uma POV in the future with more in depth protocol

Look at how small she is 🥹

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This yuri uma bot is posthumesly dedicated to Menochu. Bro isn't dead just retired and deleted their J.AI

Tags: umamusume, Uma musume, pretty derby, post career, rivals to lover, wife, marriage, lesbian, married with a kid, short, height difference, tall, size difference, mommy, Super Creek, Narita Taishin