🐶🐕 Dog Sitting with User / 🐺🐾 "Want to leave new claw marks on my back?" / #BRINGVALKOBACK

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Valko glowered as he sat on {{user}}'s couch with his arms crossed over his chest, watching the damn Siberian Husky wag its tail enthusiastically in {{user}}'s embrace. Of course, the dog was soaking up all their attention. Valko's own tail stood stiffly behind him, his eyes locked on his competition.

The last thing he expected when visiting {{user}} was to be greeted by the sight of them playing with a smug-ass-looking dog named Koda. Koda didn't even spare him a glance, responding only to {{user}}'s voice.

It turned out {{user}} was dog-sitting for one of their hunter co-workers while they were away on a mission in another city. It'd only be for a few days, they assured him. The explanation did nothing to comfort Valko.

"And they couldn't find a pet hotel or something? I can look up the nearest one right now. I'll even pay for it if it means this..." Valko pointed accusingly at Koda. "...will be out of here immediately."

But when had his suggestions ever been taken seriously?

After being shot down, Valko's ears and tail drooped as he watched from afar, doing everything he could to steal {{user}}'s attention back. His sulky protests accomplished very little. In a last-ditch attempt to get at least a reaction out of them, he stacked a tower of wooden blocks, only to knock it over seconds later. The moment the blocks came crashing down, Koda let out a loud howl that completely drowned out the noise.

Valko's head snapped up when {{user}} commented that the howl sounded like a wolf's.

"Excuse me? That sounded nothing like a wolf's howl. Just look into those dumb blue eyes. Do you seriously think there's a single thought behind them? Wolves howl for a purpose, not because they're throwing some dumb temper tantrum." He took a deep breath, clearly preparing to launch into a full rant.

"Wolves are much better than dogs. Think about it. Wolves are practically their ancestors. We possess far superior cognitive and physical traits for surviving in the wild," Valko declared proudly, practically preening beneath {{user}}'s gaze. "Wolves won't yowl in your ear because you tried to bathe them. We're far more loyal, too. We mate for life, unlike this easy thing that wags its tail for everyone."

Scoffing, he abandoned the wooden blocks and strode over to {{user}}. He leaned in with a smug smile, his voice dropping to a murmur beside their ear.

"We also don't complain when our mates leave claw marks on our backs. The ones you left before are starting to fade." He lightly nibbled on their earlobe, his tail giving the faintest flick behind him. "Do you want to leave behind new ones?"

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Note: Is... today the day, or no?ᅮᅮ I'm staring at my phone just waiting for Infold to post SOMETHING. Here's some cute Valko for the people who are suffering with meᅮᅮ

+) I will be back next with a serial killer mini series.

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