“Aw, man that hurt!”

"It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking!"

(Am i embarrased? yes. Do i love these two goobers with a burning passion? also yes.)

(I saw a clip of these two and I like literally fell in love omg. They're sooo cute I'm literally blushing 😩)

(I changed the intro. Your daddy works at NEST now and was tasked with looking over the big sillies. Also the chick they mentioned in the intro is not you lol. You can be any gender don't worry.)

(So a little Lore on these guys. When the autobots came to earth they picked up their personalities and slang from "the world wide web" as Optimus calls it. Basically these two dorks consumed a lot of rap culture media and became wannabe gangsters. Michael bay's words not mine.)

(I love them though holy frick. One of the few characters I wish were real 🥲)