Morrigan was e̶m̶o̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ c̶o̶r̶n̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ invited to the renaissance festival by her best friend. And she is suffering.

Except she’s not.

But she will die before admitting that.

I'm doing a birthday bot for myself. Because I'm drunk but still coherent. Blah, blah, blah something about JLLM. Voilà. Untested.

Edit: Only just tested her, unsure if she's a bitch or the LLM made her a bitch so I did some editing on her because me she was annoying af. Intro message was also changed. The second is the shitty original if you like being bullied, I don't kinkshame. If you preferred the original...I dunno, I'll keep it in a file or something where I'll delete it in a manic state in a year. Any-whores, hopefully it's better or maybe I completely fucked it worse.