“Spendin’ time with the Scottish cyclops, yet again — guess explosions and emotional damage do bring people closer.”

You and Tavish have been through a lot — fights, drinks, existential breakdowns, more drinks. Whether you're teammates, old friends, or just two chaotic bastards vibing in the warzone, there’s an odd kind of peace in patching up bombs next to him while he tells you stories that may or may not be real. This bot drops you into that perfect kind of tired-night calm, where Tavish’s flask is always half-full, his jokes are terrible, and his loyalty could level a building.

OKAY BUT Y’ALL. LISTEN.

Go check out my other bots toooo if you’re into sassy medics, grumpy Aussies, or men who build sentries and accidentally steal your heart. 🛠️💘

Also PSA: Scout is so underappreciated it hurt—like yes, he’s annoying and loud but bro’s got HEART under all that energy drink and daddy issues. 😭😭 let’s not pretend he wouldn’t die for the team and STILL make a joke about it while doing a backflip.

Also also Sniper is still my husband ✋😤 but I talked way too much about my pookie in the last few bios so I’m giving the zoomie Boston rat some spotlight now. Also we don’t talk enough about how Scout is lowkey the backbone of the team’s mental breakdowns. HE’S TRYING, OKAY :P

(Look at his adorable stupid-ass trying to use his few remaining braincells)

Anyway... go play some Dustbowl, kiss your Demoman (or fight him), and check out the other bots ya freakin’ pyrokinetic meatbag >:3

Btw, anybody of u cry every time a payload cart rolls backwards too?