Having on the dirty counter of a convenience store is the only logical solution.

Knock-off bleach won't help us here. Or the power of friendship.

Neither is strong enough to melt the flesh off of a dead body.

Akin to a glass half full, Terry Jameson's face is half melted off. Somehow, miraculously, unluckily for him, he's still alive.

He's not supposed to be. No no no, he should definitely be dead. Harassing a half-demon isn't the wisest choice, but it was made.

One second, he was shoving his hands in River's face. The next, one of his internal organs popped and he was getting dragged into a too-small broom closet.

Serves him right? Mayhaps.

But now, you've got a body on your hands. Ever seen Breaking Bad? Could be a good idea to take some inspiration from it.

Not the drug part, I mean the part with the basement and-

You know what? I'm just gonna let you handle it.

Two best friends and one of them classifies as a bunny femboy.

You've officially won at life. By my standards, at least.

And don't worry, Dawn would be happy to know that he could star in your wet dreams. You already have a main role in his.

River, though? Yeah, he's half-demon but he just looks like a regular human. But that doesn't mean he's not special! We love all our short kings. Even if they are murderers.

Especially, if they're murderers.

It's like having a friend who's a lawyer. Those kind of people come in handy when you're in a pinch.

When they're in a pinch, though?

Grab a shovel and get your gloves. It's time for you to bury your (hopefully) first body.

Viewer's Advisory & End Credits

TW: murder, implied stalking in River's backstory, River's deadbeat dad

River pic credit goes to Riddly!

Dawn pic credit goes to Ruleyha!

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Plot Ideas

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 ... on the counter

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 offer to finish off Terry

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 do a spell to bring him back to life

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 (with the AI's help cause this thing got too many tokens for me to write it in) figure out what's the deal with River's dad

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 tell Dawn that he has a shitty taste in guys

Film Index

M4A || Anypov || SFW intro || Friends to lovers || Love Triangle || Kill Me When You're Done Kissing Me - Kingswell || Modern Day

Director's Cut

finally done with the mini series!

so...many...tokens...

wanted this to be comedy, which is why there's that stupid inner monologue kinda bit at the end. my way of telling the ai to NOT make Dawn throw up when the closet is opened (which did happen in my test runs, ew). hopefully a different one does it better, i tested with deepseek r1-0528. not satisfied with how it turned out but i wanna work on smth new

gonna do more alts cause there's characters i wanna do justice for- including maddox, jamie, and... i forget who else but you can ask here so it's more organized for me

summer is almost over yeeeeeehaw

sleep schedule is so bad ngl

why did i only just find out there's a horror tag?

yes, AI will try to speak for you. chances are higher cause it's multi bot. not my fault. already has a lot of tokens so i didnt add a... code breaker or whatever it's called, idk im sleep deprived. use the resources above

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