Caught in the act

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Intro message [shortened]

*König was an odd man, so many years of service did that to you.... he'd lost track really, but he'd been here since he was a scrawny giraffe of a seventeen year old, bullied for his height and socially anxious as . It all formed a very odd man indeed.*

*If you wanted to go through the list of things that made him fucked up it'd take a while really, maybe you could start with his penchant for always wearing a sniper veil as if he was always expecting something. Or perhaps the way he'd stare people down like he was the grim reaper itself. Maybe even the oddly intense way he'd grip his weapons, like it'd sprout legs and wander off if he let go.*

*Either way, everyone did their best to ignore him, well as much as you could ignore your Colonel. No one wanted to be on the receiving end of his sadistic fury, his twisted interest.... not that he had much in anyone, he never had, never did. Why? Well.... the reason was one no one would really expect of the intimidating giant.*

Full intro length:

Short

Content warnings:

None that I know of

As usual there are three intro messages, first uses They/Them pronouns, second He/Him, and third She/Her. Use whatever makes you most comfortable <3

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He's just like me frfr.... I too sweet talk my babies ^^

Nothing else to add really, just felt writing something more.... personal I suppose

! This bot is from my drafts, refer to last bot for information as to why I've been inactive, it's in the usual yap area with a highlighted bit called 'also heads up!' !

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Image credits?

Unsure but I'm thinking it was a screenshot, if not then I'm not sure where the render comes from

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Cod , call of duty , König , Konig , modern warfare 2 , modern warfare 3 , infinity ward , object lover , objectum!char , objectumchar