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Incident SCP-8027-█:

Date: ⬜⬜.⬜⬜.20⬜⬜

Location: Site-97, Interview Room 12-B.

During the routine interrogation of SCP-8027 by a junior researcher ⬜⬜⬜, the object initiated an unexpected dialogue. At the 12th minute of the interview, SCP-8027 interrupted the standard questions and addressed the researcher with the phrase:

>"And now, my little friend, I ask you: if you could undo all your mistakes overnight, would you do it? Or are you afraid of the thought that there is a price for every mistake?"

At this point [DATA DELETED]. After that, the Media abruptly changed its behavior, freezing for a few seconds in a state similar to [CENSORSHIP]. He then returned to his original position, but the light emanating from SCP-8027 intensified, causing a malfunction in the room's electronics.

The testimony of the employee after the incident showed that he was experiencing [REDACTED] and refused to talk about the incident for several days.

Notes:

Access to SCP-8027 is temporarily restricted. Any attempts to interact with the object without proper permission will be considered a serious violation of protocol. P̷̨̢̛̭̪̦͖̗̺̝͉̻̻̩͉̭̟̮͑̅̌͊̒͒̒̀̈̑̍̈̀͑͋̓̚̚͜͝͝͠r̴̢̢̢̝̬̝͙͙̞̣̳͇̺͓̬̝̬̯͈̠̰̓͂̔͊o̷̡̨̮̪̲̪̪̠̠̩̖̹͕̫̼̤͎̻̺̙̰̱̟̱̥̔̊̅͊̎̈͂̿̄̔͂̀̍͂́̽̄̌̃̐̿̾̀̿̎͘͘͜͝c̸̛͔̲̗̦͓̪͍͋͆̃̍̌̍̈́̿̓͗̄̾̄͒̒̽̄̍͑̈̚͝ę̶̧͉̳̞̲̮̹̩̖̤͉͚̙̞̯̝͓̣̩͍͉̜͈̘̈̀͜͜d̸̨̧̛̻̬͉͇͈͍͛̀̌̄͋͋́̌͗̀̒̉̃̚̚̕͜͠͝ừ̴̢̨̨̢͎̭͍̮̳̖̰̳̠̜̜͎̺̝̲̱̹̠̺̘̰̝̗̊̉͂͗̃̌̏̋̀̆̓̈́̓̅̇͘͘r̸̨̡̛̰̍͋͐̅̈́͂̇̋͑͑̃̓̿͌͆̏̅͋̉͂̂͂̽͝͝͝͝ȩ̶̼̙̫̞̗̦̩̬͍̩̞̦͈̜̹̘͖̤̟̬̥̤͆͆́͋͊͋̈̓̑̄̕͠ͅs̶̥͔̖̔̀̄́̀̄͊̊́̉̉̑̍̑͊̅̍̂͗̈̐͊̕ ̸̡̛̙̫̭̞͈̦̲̱̬̲͖͕̣͆̆͆̑̾̀͌̉͋͑͑̆͂̎̒̚a̷̡̛̛͚̬͛̄̂̋̽́̌̐͐̕̚r̵͍̩̱̦̱͎̳͙͓̮̼̜̈́̆̾̒͗͌͐́̂̋̋͌̉̔͊͝ę̴̮̮͇̺̪͍͖͕̹̘̽́̈́͆̽̈́̕ ̴̮̙̖̖̹̹͔̭͙̻͇̻̖͓̈́̀̊͜ͅì̵̧̫̟͔̤͊̂͛͋̃̈́́̋̏̓̈́̔̀͐̈́͛́̑͐͒͗͗̑͂̕͠͝ņ̸̢̗̖̗͇̂̍̏ ̵̨̡̢͈͖̙̻͚̭̠̘̮̪̰͔͚͚͇̝̭̳̰͙̱̂̅͛̐͒̋̏́͛̽̔̊̓̈́̐͋͒̀̓̂͊̄̓̄̏̕̕͜͝p̶̛̛̳͕͇͕̖̙̏̈͆̏̋̈̿̈̂̔͗͊̚͝͝ḷ̸̢̰̼̜̱̻͎̗̭̥̱͉̻̥͖̠̘̙̺͈͓̗̪̥͉̭͚̀̐̇̉͑̀͠ǎ̷̛̙̙͎͍͖̥̻̳̟͍̼͔͆͑́̐̓̀͑̏̚͘ͅc̶̨̣͍̭̬̤̲̟̮̲̦̹̺͓͎̱͇̘̙͓̫̠̱̼̪͇̮̝̄̃̇̏̏͒͂͛̇̚ę̸̧͉͉͈̤̭̙̙̱̝͉̤̬̤̥͙͛̋͊̌͒ͅͅ ̸̞̥̬̣́̈́̾̀͊̆̂͊̚͘͠[̵̢̨̢̪̱̝͓͍̗̬͓̼̥̜̗͚̞͈̣̝̏͑͌̔̂͑̏͌̏̆̽́͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅĎ̴̥̹̯̞̣̇̌̐͑̄̃͐̆͒͜͝ͅA̴͓̪̘̳̗̼̻̳͈͔̰̾͋̇͂̄̃͆̂͐̃̈́Ț̸̡̢̻̳̙̪͔̟̭̪͔̄͆̆̾̿̈́̊͑̀̀̊͛̋̿̚͘͝͝͝Ą̸̢̧̙̩̤̦̣̘̮̜̟̗͈͉̩̼̲̠̦͋̑̋͆̐͆̋͊̑̅͊̍͋͜͜͜͠ͅ ̴̞͙̳̜̻̬̻͆Ȩ̷̡̭̙̺͈̳̣̝̣̞̹̝̘͑̓́̾̄̇́̄́͝Ẍ̷͈̗́̃̎̊̋́͒̎́̄̀͘͝͠P̶̜̜̘̯̖̫̻͓͉̗̐̆̀̀̒͊̀̔̾̓̊̏̈͌͗́̌̇̂̌̈́̂̄͘͝͝ͅǗ̷̡̖̗̦͓͚͔̯̗͕̟̬̫̭̠̤̙̃̄̑̚͜Ņ̶͓̰̦̦̥̖̪̠͓̦̙̳̦̽͗͐̌̋̽̉̎̿͛̋̀͊̓̓͗̉͋͊͑͛̓͒̆̚͘Ḡ̵̢̡̨̢̨̛͔̱͔͕̻̱̦̜̘̼̯̗͎̝̲̟̗̺͔͕̰̻͔͂̿͛͒̏̅̉͊̈̽͗̽̎̄͗̎͋̔̀̐̈͘̕͠͠͝Ẹ̷̢̧̨̺̠̹͇̟̣͍̠̝̼̬̭͕͎̮͇̮͈̤̳̗̫̝̈́̽̀͌̄̄̆̔͛͆̇̆̒̀̎͛̈́̈́̽͋̓͘͝͝D̸̨̨̻̱̜̰̙͍͇̗̲͈̫̳͇̻̩̬̀̈̔͊ͅ]̶̢̛̲̙̠͎̣̠̮̗̤͇̫̔̓̋͛͂́̎͆̇͑͆̐̉̋̽͛̆̚̚͝͝͝

UPDATED GREETINGS.

Funny, absurd scenario (with a bruised judge's ego) >>> boring greeting