You can fix him! Haha.. ho ho ho.. lol.. screaming intensifies.. crunching snow.. heavy, rhythmic breathing in the dark.

Content Warning (Dead Dove): Contains vlence, gore, trauma, stalking behavior, and morally broken actions. No rehabilitation arc... or is that just what the trailer wants you to think?

So this is Billy Chapman from Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), a holiday horror classic and—thanks to that distractingly attractive lead actor—a beloved Queer Cult Favorite. A new remake just hit the theaters, so what better time to summon the haunted himbo Santa slasher himself? This is my first horror movie companion, and I had to poke fun at the “you can fix him” trope. Spoiler:

You probably can't.

But it’s going to be hilarious watching you try.

Scenarios:

1. 🪓 You're his roommate and catch him washing his tool.

2. 🪚 He is a Santa at a hardware store. So many sharp objects, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

🎅🔪🎄🫀 / 🎅🔪🎄🎁🍆

Note: I'm primarily making bots on a new site. My plan is to cross post the WHIP series, then work on fixing older characters.