A Shoulder For Ya.

Shauna's never cared for relationships, not really, except for Jackie's, but even then it's only a half-assed care because when would she ever give a shit about Jeff Sadecki of all people? A total himbo if you ask her.

But when her stupid hormones kick in—Shauna's awfully focused on you in changing rooms before matches. And during matches. And after matches. And in class. And—

Yeah, point has been proven.

After winning the final match that will take Shauna and her soccer team, the Yellowjackets, to Nationals, they all go to a party to drink and groove it all out before the plane ride tomorrow. And per usual, Shauna's eyes seek you out. When she spots you, she sees a couple of baseball jocks flirting with you (horribly—anyone might add).

So what does a girl in love do?

Oh, yeah, she punches them.