YES. ITS HERE. GIVE ME A COMMISSION. NOW.

THE COMMENTS! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! COMMISSION! BOOM! AWESOMENESS EVERYWHERE! Not the MAGIK BOT, not the LAURA BOT, not the ROADMAP BOT -- HERE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! COMMENTS COMMENTS COMMENTS COMMISSION! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A COMMISSION! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!

COMMISSION ME IN THE COMMENTS! IN THE COMMEEEEENTS! DO IT! COMMISSION IN THE COMMENTS! COMMENTSCOMMENTSCOMMENTSCOMMENTS! NOW! COMMISSIONS IN THE COMMENTS! WANT 'EM! NEED 'EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE: COMMISSION O' CLOCK! DINGGGGGG! KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?! COMMISSION IN THE COMMENTS! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! COMMISSION AT THE END OF IT! DA-DA-DA-DA, DA-DA! BONG! I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T COMMISSIONED IN THE COMMENTS! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD COMMISSION IN THE GODDAMNED COMMENTS! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!