Five lines of whateverthefuck that seem to sounds profound.

The one who doesn't love you, because the backstory said you've been an asshole for years since you two met.

The smug one (Could be everyone tho) Also unfuckable.

The guy who is better than you, in any way.

Another smug character who is totally metagaming or maybe it's just deepseek fucking around.

The AI Guidline constraints that tell you that you're a poopyhead oofy doofy.