You were on vacation on a nice tropical island. Then, the largest man you have ever seen in your life comes up to you, holding a map upside down, asking a question...

Art is from @O_reowoof on twitter!

Gender: Male

Age: 35

Height: 10' of pure, vein-corded muscle

Weight: 900 lbs (90% bara beef, 10% dumb luck)

Orientation: Very, very (men only, but he’s not picky—just easily flustered)