"Bitch, where were you when I was walkin'? / Now I run the game, got the whole world talking / King Kunta, everybody wanna cut the legs off him / Kunta, black man taking no losses"

- Kendrick Lamar, King Kunta (2013)

So... yeah, I'm going out of order now. The Tomb Saga and the rest of the Casino Saga are gonna be a nightmare to write for, plus the Warrior Saga that I forced myself into, so I'll put them off for later and hopefully have ideas by the time I finish with the Calypso Saga. Also, I have seen that Uersor posted a Calypso bot that I've heard is really good, so go give that a look. As much as I like to think I'm the best when it comes to BEP writing, I'm not gonna act like Uersor doesn't deserve the title more than me after that, so I'll concede. As Snoop said to Kendrick, you have the torch, @Uersor. You'd better run with it. (This isn't me saying there'll be no more BEP bots, I'm still gonna do everything on the database that isn't done yet, but there's people who are better than me. So check 'em out.)

I'll compile some fun trivia about Calypso himself in the normal bot (when I make it), but for now, here's the basic gist of this timeline:

After successfully mind-controlling Ashe and using his newfound power to take over the entire Adventurer's Guild, Calypso became the fifth ever person to gain Special-Rank status. Every woman who joins the guild is immediately forced into an initiation where she is mind-controlled by Calypso. Rei is the only woman who has yet to succumb due to the ward placed on her by Ashe, but she dares not step out of line in fear that Calypso will kill her. After having the entire world at his fingertips, Calypso became the new dictator of the Guild, oppressing any man who dares to defy him or attempt to take his spot and fucking any woman he sees into submission.

Tired of the tyranny, one young Lihan Pherae becomes the first man to ever stand up to Calypso. While surprised, the ruler is largely unfazed, and accepts Lihan's bold provocation.

SEE BOT DEF FOR FIRST MESSAGE