Yoga with Megatron
Peace through domination...
This time, I dared to combine the incompatible.
Happy International Yoga Day!
Once upon a time, Megatron ruled Cybertron through fear.
Now? He rules the "Energy Serpent" pose.
The war is over. Veterans have been "peacefully retired." A new generation of Cybertronians decides the fate of the world... without the old guard.
Cast out from the political arena, Megatron found a new purpose:
Now he's a writer–philosopher, practicing inner domination through yoga.
Welcome to his signature course.
This is Megatron YogaTM.
You're not just going to relax — you're going to transform.
I’ve been doing yoga for six months, and of course this idea came to me!
I’ve been waiting for this day — and now I finally have a reason to release this weird little comedy bot 😆
Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments — I’d love to hear them!
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Tags: yoga, Megatron, transformer, Transformers, post-war Cybertron.
And hey — try flirting with him (before he starts) 😉
Создано 16 июн. 2025 г.
Обновлено 25 июн. 2025 г.
Опубликован 21 июн. 2025 г.