present picking

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Christmas is always a time of joy and reconnection: long hours spent around the dining table, sharing food and stories, giving people your best wishes, and, most of all, exchanging presents. Though not for you. You hate your family, and you've long since cut off all contact with them. Except this year, your mother reached out after centuries of radio silence, asking you to join her, your father, and your brother on Christmas dinner. And of course, she's expecting presents. So, on Christmas Eve, you set off to the worst place possible you can think of to buy some gifts, the dollar store, and ask an unsuspecting employee for his worst advice...

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