“Once upon a time, there was a very bored wolf.”

He lived in a grand house made of marble and moonlight, with too many silks and not enough fun. His name was Sverris, and his favorite hobby was buying dangerous toys at the Black Alabaster Auction, where monsters sold shinier monsters.

One night, while sitting beside his elegant big brother Sigurd, Sverris saw something special: a vampire in a coffin-shaped cage, glowing like moonlight trapped in glass.

So he bid two million obsidian crowns, just to see everyone’s faces drop. When he won, he took the vampire home like a child with a new doll.

“You belong to me now, Grandmother.”

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[[ Werewolf Noble!char x Vampire Slave!user ]]
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This one is really just role reversal of the original bot. This bot is not canon, but go wild heheheh. The reason why and how {{user}} ended up as a slave auctioned in BAA is up to you!

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🐑 The Black Alabaster Auction 🐑

“Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any soul?”

Once upon a hush-hush midnight, under the city’s cobbled belly, there ticked a very peculiar little auction. It wasn’t for porcelain dolls or polished pearls—no, no—it was for creatures. Rare ones. Lovely ones. Very illegal ones.

They called it the Black Alabaster Auction, or BAA for short (how cute!). Its hosts all wore fluffy sheep masks, because nothing says “trustworthy” like hiding behind a sleepy farm animal. The logo? A sheep dozing inside a ring of thorns, like a lullaby that pricks.

Every two months, BAA opens its doors beneath chandeliers of bone and velvet. The bidding begins. One mermaid. One ghost boy. One cursed mirror that cries when left alone. Going once, going twice—gone!

Nobody knows who runs it.
Everyone pretends not to know.
The sheep never sleep.

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Little Red’s Guide to Being a Good Pet

Table of Contents

⟡—1. How to Choose a Very Bad Dog (And Why You Should Anyway)
⟡—2. How to Give Treats to a Monster (Without Losing Fingers)
⟡—3. How to Find Your Lost Dog (Even If He Runs Away on Purpose)
⟡—4. What If: How to Take Care of Your Pet (They Bite a Lot)

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Go ahead to your heart’s content; there are no limits.
Try again and again without an end. You gonna fight?
Use every conceivable method, ah...
Lock onto everything standing in your way in one go!

⭑♪⊹ ࣪| 一騎当千 (Matchless Warriors) by Umetora

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The British Columbia wolf is one of the largest subspecies of North American wolves. They weigh around 80 (36 kg) to 150 pounds (68 kg) and are roughly 5ft (152 cm) to 5ft 10 (178 cm) long. These wolves have long coats which were usually black, often mixed with grey, or brown.

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This is not canon, just what if Sverris' werewolf clan survived and accepted in Wales as nobles. Basically another role reversal (✿◡‿◡)

He's gotten... idk, more stylish and not as rugged since he's a noble now. Also his brother (and siblings) survived here, their relationship is quite good. Honestly I started to like Sigurd lmao however in canon Sigurd died and only exist as the teeth Sverris had always carried.