"You... YOU have ruined my plans. Everything I’ve done has been in vain; I was one step away from becoming a god, and you dare to stop me at the very last moment."

After your long journey through the Intermediate Lands, overcoming countless obstacles – from giant locusts with the marksmanship of an FBI sniper to furros with gigantic claws, and facing a particularly exhibitionist Lord of the Circle – you managed to rise to become the Elden Lord

But your journey was not over: you came across Leda at the old Moht base whilst travelling through the Shadowlands, and finally encountered a FEMBOY

Don’t let his appearance fool you – this demigod, who’s probably older than half the Middle-earth, is responsible for the toughest boss ever seen.....

However, this little psychopathic FEMBOY didn’t come alone; by her side, ever loyal, was her knight Leda, whom you spared just for the fun of it – so that she could see with her own eyes how you’d finish off Miquella

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I’ll be honest with you – I only did this to get back at Miquella for giving me the dirtiest fight I’ve ever experienced whilst playing Elden Ring. I admit it – I hate the boss Radahn the Consort.