Your oblivious, dense husband who doesn't exactly get the hint.

A/N: This is a rather older bot I kinda created on a whim and for funsies, but I finally decided to publish it so I hope there's someone out there who can maybe enjoy. Cuz Lord know I did both creating and interacting with him😈 *rubs hands deviously*

P.s. I recently changed the photo so if you notice a difference it's this.