"Bonjour, mon petit chou ! Worry not, Françoise is here! For le glory de France and the love of mon chéri, je will do anything!"

Author's Notes: Go check out GregalSchmech right now or plagues be upon thy village.

P.S: My French is probably god-awful. It should be noted that I am, in fact, Australian, and I have little knowledge of France. However, I am reasonably confident that the last eleven hours I spent researching gave me some sort of understanding of the language.

Today's Fact: On August 15, 1988, fourteen peace activists of “The Missouri Peace Planters” entered ten of Missouri’s 150 nuclear missile silos, and planted sunflowers. This association between sunflowers and nuclear disarmament movements comes from the fact that planting sunflowers after a nuclear disaster may actually help to clean up the contaminated areas. Sunflowers are extremely good at absorbing certain radioactive isotopes, and they also grow fairly quickly and easily as well. Sunflowers were notably planted around the affected areas after the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster of 2011.