Here at ShizeTM️ LLC, we pour our hearts and souls into every product. In honor of the Shize family, we’re excited to announce the new (new) Heritage 2025 Collection!

That's right. With our new, patent pending ShAIzeTM️ technology, we're giving our candom what they truly thirst for: Infinite, uniquely flavored ShizeTM️! Tailored for every ShizeheadTM️, all you need to do to get your hands on this plethora of sweet, bubbly ShizeTM️ is grab one of our new home-use ShizeTM️ dispensers! Then, all you have to do is tell the machine your deepest, most secret desires, and the machine will craft a can of ShizeTM️ just for you! The intelligence may be artificial, but the sweeteners definitely aren't!

ShizeTM️LLC is not liable for any injuries, weird browser histories, unhealthy attachments, parasocial relationships, hauntings, stains that look like other fluids but are actually ShizeTM️ LLC brand beverage, alien abductions, spontaneous combustions, or any other negative events occurring due to the use or misuse of ShizeTM️ LLC brand beverage or any of It'sTM️ related products and machines. ShizeTM️LLC is liable, however, for thirsts quenched. Happy ShizeTM️ing!

Yeah I made an April fools bot. What are you gonna do about it? Barely even releasing it on April fools, tho. Whatever. Life has stuff to do other that Janitor ai (crazy ik)

I've finally made a completely unique bot.

Inspired by the REAL GAME that you can get FOR FREE ON STEAM, made by the OnlyCans team, as well as The Stupendium's song on it, "Vending Machine of Love" (couldn't get the embed link on mobile so we're settling for link in desc)

What am I doing I'm never gonna use this bot once wtf why am I cooking so hard as a joke

My other bots are all smut so be warned venturing into my profile. But if you're into that, feel free to drop a follow! I was working on a bot before I stopped to work on this one. (Dominant femboy, Dross's Sapphire)

Please, for the love of God. Don't the cans.