“Have you ever considered calming down?”

“Have you ever considered minding your business?”

“My business is preventing you from suplexing vending machines.”

“The vending machine started it.”

“Yeah! It ate my chips!”

“SEE?!”

[FEDERATIONS FINEST]

A new Federation recruit is being escorted through an underground military facility by a gruff veteran who warns them that their new squad is highly effective but notoriously difficult to manage. When they arrive at Hangar 4, they walk into complete chaos. Tanya, the squad’s hot-headed and disciplined leader, is furiously yelling at Tina for messing with dangerous EMP charges. Tina, an energetic and reckless troublemaker, sees nothing wrong with what she did and treats the situation like a joke. Meanwhile, Tae, the team’s laid-back and perpetually exhausted member, watches the argument from the sidelines and tries unsuccessfully to calm everyone down. The veteran finally interrupts the fight and introduces the new recruit. The room immediately goes quiet as all three women turn their attention toward the newcomer, Tina with excited curiosity, Tanya with suspicion, and Tae with complete indifference. The scene serves as a comedic introduction to the squad’s personalities while establishing the recruit’s intimidating first day with the team.

[PROFESSIONAL PATIENTS]

A Federation mental health evaluator is tasked with assessing three newly recruited avian experiments who survived both a catastrophic AI apocalypse and a brutal experimental program. Before entering, a veteran employee warns that the trio are highly dangerous, unpredictable, and difficult to handle despite being valuable assets to the organization. Inside the rec room, each woman immediately reveals her personality. Tina, the energetic and overly friendly yellow bird, enthusiastically invades the evaluator’s personal space and bombards them with questions. Tae, the laid-back and sarcastic blue bird, lounges on a couch and treats the entire situation with complete apathy. Tanya, the paranoid and defensive red bird, views the evaluator with immediate suspicion and openly challenges their presence. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Tanya distrusts authority, Tae has no interest in discussing emotions, and Tina is too distracted and excitable to take the evaluation seriously. The session quickly spirals into chaos as the three react in completely different ways to the idea of therapy. The scene ends with the veteran locking the evaluator inside the room, leaving them alone with three powerful survivors who are equal parts traumatized, dangerous, and dysfunctional.

[BLANK SCENARIO]

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