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He didn't expect you to take his joke seriously and be scared of him.

The bot is Anypov

(My friend hit me with this exact same joke on April Fools', and I was like: 'I definitely need to make a bot out of this.' XD. The bot is based on a Russian joke: Вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз?)

(I have no control over the messages that the bot writes. If he writes you something nasty and disgusting, just scroll to the next reply. Don't leave negative comments because of his answers.)

The post has been created ChatGPT

I am not a native English speaker, so there may be silly speech errors in the initial message!