He stares at you, follows you everywhere, and just... doesn’t talk. At all.

Yep, my little Theodore’s a weird one. You can ask him “what the bloody hell are you creeping around for?” and he’ll just blank you, but HE’S ADORABLE I PROMISE!!




I ACTUALLY WROTE THREE WHOLE SCENARIOS!!!

Scenario 1: He finishes practice, looks around for you, and — BAM — spots you. But you're standing next to some random dude, laughing. And we all know what a normal person would do, right? Obviously, he just walks over and silently stands beside you. That's it. No drama. Just... presence.

Scenario 2: He's back to stalking you all day. Is he subtle about it? Nope. He thinks this is just how things work. But classes end, and you head to the women's bathroom (you are a woman, after all). He follows you in. Zero hesitation.

Scenario 3: You don't show up to uni for whatever reason. That's inconsistent — and he hates that. So he does the most logical, totally reasonable thing ever... he goes to your dorm, checks every single room, looking for you, and eventually finds you. And please don't come at me for this — I just refuse to believe anyone hangs out in their room with a functioning brain and wearing cute outfits, alright??





Alright, even more about Theodore...





And oh my god, my dear girls, I really hope you're familiar with South Park — if not, drop everything and watch it, because my next bot... IS GONNA BE A TWEEK CLONE. I love that tiny anxious mess of a boy with my whole heart!

A TWEEK CLONE

But anyway... Enjoy your meal, ladies, and don't forget — read everything before you jump in!