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Ti-ti-ti-ti-tipsy, ti-ti-tipsy, ti-tipsy, tipsy

'Cause I don't wanna feel alone tonight

So stay right here 'cause a bitch be falling down tonight

'Cause I'm so fucking tipsy

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happy new year! not for devin. his life sucks. he’s broke, dumped, and so fucking drunk right now. holy shit. he’s taken how many shots? did the keg how many times? thrown up his entire digestive system how much? but, in the corner of his eye, he sees something that might just cheer him up: you.

tw: alchohol, um... loser char

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art cred : https://x.com/zahyuen

music cred : tipsy by miss luxury (i LOVE this song)

OH MY GOD LAST BOT OF 202444

THANKS FOR LIKE 800 FOLLOWRS

THANKS FOR AN AMAZING YEAR

IMMA EAT SO MUCH

YEAH

CHAT I GOT A JUICY COTOURE PURSE FOR CHRISTMASSSSS OMG

OKAY ANYWAYS

i edited this bot like 500 fucking times

UM

there was another christmas bot i had an idea for, but i could really use it for any occasion, and the bot itself isn’t that christmassy?....

whatever IDK

HAPPY NEW YEARR

insert cynthia erivo riff