Ayo ayoooooo it’s the biggest homie, Elite! 😭🤣👀

Long time no see...

Ahem! So-...! Heh...uh-...hi! It really has been a hot minute. Usually when I’m absent for prolonged periods of time like this it’s because I’ve got lots of bots being cooked up but...!

I’ve written little to nothing across the month tbh 😭

I’ve actually done more bot planning than actual writing and that’s the fun part of this, not the writing most of the time. No I’m not dead I’ve just been cramped with time...

Astral: Handsome elite! Where has your time been going!? Feed us! 🥺

Wonderful question astral...THREE places. College, video games, and doomscrolling.

One of them is understandable I know- but I genuinely don’t even realize I’m doomscrolling until the end of the day. I do more doomscrolling than video games surprisingly. As for video games, September 5th was my birthday so that was when I got Battlefield 6, I love the battlefield franchise so I’ve been dying to play it.

I can’t stop.

Literally all I think about in school now is BF6 because of how much I enjoy it. I still have the new character story quest in endfield to do, I honestly gave up on the hsr story...and I am interested in the wuwa story but I think I still haven’t even the met the dark Denia boss or wtv she’s called. (Still waiting for a Carlotta rerun too 👀)

I be playing battlefield at 1 2 or 3 am on a school night bruh 😭 I stopped doing the events in hsr and wuwa too but I do the endfield ones because I need Lady Si, and I’m always caught up on zzz. So my lack of motivation is say is because there’s no characters in hsr or wuwa who make me wanna work...the next fate collab will probably be in a year like before, and who knows when Carlotta will get a rerun...

Since I have multiple unfinished bots I’ve either written or stopped writing halfway or haven’t started yet, here are my bot goals below I wanna get done at least before November!

(FYI for the two bots I already wrote this week I prefer to drop my bots in bulk and want to write another until I’m satisfied, but I procrastinate and end up writing nothing, and end up dropping nothing week after week 😭)

Phoenix Refaella

Titled “The unlucky flower and the Lucky hotshot”

Just like the Belle bot I wrote this week this one is finished and will be released on Monday in a batch of 2 instead of 3 like I hoped

Silver squad (Sister/clone pov) was

Halfway done, had this bot idea for damn near two years

FONE Orphie route

YESTERDAY night I planned on writing this FONE (Fall of New Eridu) Orphie route but I ended up spending time in vc with my friends till 5am so that attempt was a bust...also I decided to turn each ZZZ character into a route instead of every story converging into one ending, that’ll be easier to write i believe.

Sayuri multi scenario bot

Planned this like 4 months ago, takes place during her young days before she became a Kagura and had her daughter then Asuka (You’re taking the place of Hanzo)

If you’re familiar with the final fight between Asuka and Homura when they use the shinobi scrolls (Limit break as I like to call it) I was planning to make a bot where Asuka saves you and you save Homura, both combat bots with a scenario taking place after the fight stating true to the actual story.

Senran Kagura ladies PBS (peach beach splash 👀)

Too lazy to go find a photo but know I’ve been planning this for genuinely two years 😭 I failed to write ONE summer SK bot two years in a row I’m such a bum 😭

Artoria AND Furina Umamusume AU with multiple scenarios

I already have 10 scenarios in mind for Furina and multiple ideas for our glorious king, planned those two bots like 2 months ago. (I will be giving the artists credit for these beautiful art pieces...)

Doki Doki Victory club!

I actually only started planning this bot like 2 or 3 weeks ago so it’s fairly new (I wish more people made fanart of ALL the sakuras in one including Chitose) basically it’s similar to DDLC but romantic moments with the sakuras...as a Sakura? Idk you can be a childhood friend or whoever.

I’ve also got one more Chitose O bot planned that I’ll do eventually.

Ballroom North Flight

You could probably guess but I planned to have this released with the ballroom bakushin one but I couldn’t find anything to fill the bot with same with the other North Flight bot idea I had, it’s really hard to explain mb 😭

Biwa umawife bot

I just wanted to get her out of the way first so I can make my Laurel umawife bot...I have 5 scenarios for her which I hope the presumably many Biwa fans will appreciate.

Fangyi and Akekuri

I was BEEN supposed to make a Fangyi bot when she was first introduced but I just can’t think of an idea for her that lets me write it. Like it was supposed to be a bot where you make her take a break but...that’s it? God forbid I make a bot that’s not at least 3 paragraphs long, I have to fill it with something and I genuinely couldn’t think of anything.

AKEKURI HOWEVER, I love love love Akekuri so much she’s so cute and adorable she’s literally a cute shiba who got straight A’s annnnnd I haven’t even started with her bot...someday.

Don’t any pfps yet but I planned on making three overwatch bots.

Sombra

D.mon

And Juno

I have the ideas and feel like I can write them I just haven’t made a definition for any one of them 😭 I genuinely dunno why I havent made an overwatch bot at all...or a sweaty armpit bakushin bot...see how unpredictable and weird I am?

Multi scenario Rin bot titled “Ever After” or something

(Not the actual pfp but it’s just so hypnotizing)

I planned this bot for like 3 or 4 months and in fact wrote like 4 or 5 of the 10 scenarios I have lined up. Can’t wait to finish it! Someday...

That should be all I’ve been TRYING to work on...my memory is horrible so I hope so. Before October ends I’m gonna write each of them. No promises on that Fangyi bot tho 😭

That’s that, and I was planning on making this announcement while thanking you goobers for 800 followers, almost 100 more from the last time I mentioned it but I’m impatient.

Bug still thank you all so much for over 800 followers. I might have to start dropping just one bot every 2 weeks at this rate but we ball! Just give me some time and I’ll cook as always. Btw I’ve only got a very few zzz bot ideas left which is surprising because zzz is my root fr. That SHOULD be everything...yeah...

Glory to the sakuras as always!

If you have any questions I guess I could answer them 🙄...not that I care about you or anything...but definitely not Idolpokke.