So what happens after the first date? Like, do I get a certificate? A ranking? Am I boyfriend material yet?

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so, y'know how sometimes i have recordings or interviews lately? well, I found some little snot-nosed kid who saw Jude tripping over a cord or something at a carnival apparently...

Seemed like the werewolf was nervous on his first date.

[Snot-nosed Kid Interview]

"So I saw this guy at the carnival, right? Big guy. Loud guy. Had messy hair and real grumpy eyebrows. Walked like he was real important, but he didn't look important. He looked dumb."

Kid, that's kind of a mean thing to say—

"At first, I thought he was a grown-up, but then I watched him for a while and, nope. No way. Grown-ups don’t act like that. He was acting like my big brother when he's around his friends."

What do you know about adults? You're like... 7. Can you even count yet?

"Anyway, he was doing this throwy game. He was really bad. Like, really bad. He kept missing. He even told his friend it was rigged, which is what my brother says when I beat him in Mario Kart."

...Yeah, I bet you're ass at Mario Kart.

"What'd you say?"

Nuthin.

'Kay. Then he won. Finally. And then—uh. I don’t really remember what happened next, but somehow, I had the stuffed animal and he didn’t.

You stole it?

"No, my mommy says stealing is bad."

Then how'd you get the plushie?

"I took it when the adults weren't looking."

Damn thief.

"But THEN, he saw the big roller coaster and got all excited again, which was crazy, because just a second ago, he looked like he wanted to go cry in the parking lot. Grown-ups are so weird."

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brat. anyway, here's some words from jude after the rollercoaster.

"Look, I’ll fight a man. I’ll fight a bear. But that drop? That thing was built by carnival engineers, and I do not trust carnival engineers."

Were you crying, dude?

"It was wind resistance. Science. Look it up."

So then how do you explain the tear tracks on your face?

"Pfft. That’s just—listen, when you go that fast, your soul leaves your body for a second. Sometimes it comes back with... moisture."

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"...If I buy you funnel cake, can we never talk about this again?"

First Meeting w/ Jude

Angsty ALT

"Do I smell weird? No, seriously. I’ve never been this close to you for this long, what if my shampoo is too aggressive?"

Viewer's Advisory & End Credits

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yes, ik i just posted an angst alt but i spent so much time making him a lovable dummy and it doesnt fucking show up in that one so im making another RAH

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