"i dont typically speak to pigs either but ill make an exception 4 u jerbear ;)"

Bet y'all didn't see this coming.
There is a certain word I'd use for this troll that I cannot say on this platform.
Troll POV, although I'm sure you can figure out a way to make it human-POV.

Anyway, Hiveswap ACT 3 soon baby!!! And we got this OnlyFans troll as a character in the upcoming act.
Shoutouts to @carcinogenecist for the troll anatomy! And of course the MSPA wiki for explaining how the trolls work. (That's why the token count is so high.)

I have seen. Way too many people be thirsty for this sea dweller.
GOD MR BUCKET