I promise I'm not just making this because I can't be bothered to make an actual bot. Plus, this is mainly a bot for myself, as sometimes I don't want to be constrained by the lore/scenarios of other bots. So here, knock yourselves out. I'll also keep the bot open-source so you can copy it and make any changes if you want to.

Fun Fact of the Day: On February 29, 2012, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea agreed to halt its uranium enrichment and long-range missile testing programs in exchange for US humanitarian aid. However, the agreement fell apart less than a month later. Source: https://sgp.fas.org/crs/row/R40095.pdf