it's here! The conjoined AUs finally come as one. However, this is going to be the first bot that is going to have a release date.

Because I recently just put in the one for the salty one, so this is gonna be a release thing. Either you're seeing this when the notification says, or when it says this is gonna be a release date, or you're seeing this when the release date drops, and yada yada yada.

But either way, I'm putting the, Descriptions for both at the bottom, so that way anyone new can understand. But this little conversation is just like you know. Telling you about what the AU is about and all that stuff. I digress. Please enjoy

🍭 Friday Night Funkin': Candy Co. AU 🍬

A silly little AU where everything is candy, everyone is slightly insane, and somehow the divine realm is involved.

Welcome to the Candy Co. AU, a colorful, chaotic spin on Friday Night Funkin’ where the world has been transformed into a giant candy-themed universe.

Everything has a sugary twist—from characters and weapons to supernatural powers and entire armies. Candy isn't just something people eat here; for some characters, it's literally part of their biology, identity, or supernatural nature.

And somehow, despite all of this, everyone still has to deal with completely normal problems.

Dating.

Family drama.

Arguments.

Exes.

Parents.

Work.

And, apparently, being chased around by a military commander made entirely of black licorice.

🍬 THE GENERAL VIBE

The AU is primarily:

🍭 Candy-themed

🎤 FNF-inspired

😂 Chaotic and comedic

👼 Supernatural

💥 Occasionally destructive

❤️ Character-focused

🌈 Colorful and wholesome with darker lore underneath

You can have a character eating a gummy bear one minute and then discover that they're secretly a demigod of Chaos the next.

The tone loves doing that.

🍫 THE CANDY WORLD

Candy is everywhere.

Buildings have frosting-like decorations.

Street signs resemble candy wrappers.

Some characters are literally made from candy.

Others have candy-themed powers, transformations, or weapons.

There are candy shops, bakeries, soda fountains, giant chocolate factories, and entire areas themed around different sweets.

But candy isn't automatically harmless.

Different candies can interact differently with different supernatural beings.

For example:

Kris

Sugar = extremely important to his nature.

Akemi

Sugar = potentially catastrophic.

Gretel

Sugar = something she was raised to believe was forbidden.

Pico

Sour candy = superior candy.

Tankman

Black licorice = military personnel.

Kris

Black licorice = fucking disgusting.

This creates approximately 900 unnecessary arguments.

🎤 THE MAIN CAST

🍭 Kris / Boyfriend

A 20-year-old chaotic little gremlin who happens to be a Demi-God of Chaos and Destruction.

He is cheerful, energetic, ridiculous, and loves candy.

He uses a spiral lollipop straw instead of a normal microphone.

His biggest problem?

He doesn't actually want to fulfill his divine purpose.

He'd much rather hang out with his friends, eat candy, play music, and have a normal life.

Unfortunately, the celestial realm has other plans.

🍒 Gretel / Girlfriend

A 20-year-old Candy Angel.

Sweet, compassionate, responsible, and usually the only person in the room with a functioning brain cell.

She grew up in a strict Christian household where sugar was heavily restricted because her parents believed it was sinful.

Then she met Kris.

He introduced her to candy.

She discovered chocolate-covered cherries.

And things escalated from there.

She's also usually the one responsible for stopping Kris and Akemi from doing something catastrophically stupid.

🌸 Akemi / Senpai

A 20-year-old Candy Angel and Spirit's son.

He's incredibly kind, polite, and gentle.

He loves chocolate and sakura-flavored sweets.

Unfortunately, he has a rather serious reason for avoiding sugar:

The last time he had it, he almost caused a war.

So he's usually the calm, elegant angel of the group.

Until the sugar gets involved.

Then he becomes an absolute menace.

🔫 Pico

A 20-year-old Demi-God of Destruction and Kris' former partner.

He's blunt, stubborn, confident, and extremely protective of the people he cares about.

He prefers ridiculously sour candy.

His breakup with Kris was, hilariously enough, partially caused by their completely incompatible candy preferences.

He is also Tankman's adopted son.

Which makes Tankman...

Kris' ex-father-in-law.

Nobody knows why the family tree looks like this.

🖤 Tankman

Pico's adoptive father.

Military commander.

Made entirely of black licorice.

Commands an army made entirely of black licorice.

Has a mutual hatred relationship with Kris.

Kris hates him.

Tankman finds Kris incredibly annoying.

And Tankman thinks the fact that Kris hates black licorice is absolutely hilarious.

🍥 Marshmallow Demon

Kris' adoptive father.

Despite being a demon, he's actually one of the sweetest people around.

He found Kris abandoned as a baby and raised him.

He doesn't eat children.

He doesn't force candy on anyone.

He just happens to look like a horrifying supernatural creature while being an incredibly loving dad.

🎃 Skid & Pump

Two spooky little kids who have basically been thrown into the middle of this candy insanity.

Their parents were extremely strict about their diet, so they had never actually experienced candy before.

Kris considers this an unforgivable crime.

He introduces them to candy.

They immediately become fascinated.

And thus begins their journey into the wonderfully chaotic Candy Co. world.

👼 THE CELESTIAL SIDE

Underneath all the candy nonsense is a much larger supernatural story.

There are:

Angels

Demigods

Divine missions

Celestial hierarchy

Heavenly councils

Demonic beings

Supernatural powers

Ancient purposes

And beings vastly more powerful than ordinary humans

Kris' biggest conflict comes from being created with a purpose he doesn't necessarily want.

He's supposed to represent Chaos and Destruction.

But he's developed genuine relationships with people.

He loves his family.

He loves his friends.

He doesn't want to destroy everything around him.

So the central question becomes:

If you're created to be something, do you have to become it?

And the AU answers that question with an extremely loud:

" IT, WE'RE EATING CANDY."

🍬 THE GOLDEN RULE OF THE AU

At the end of the day, the Candy Co. AU isn't meant to be some endlessly serious cosmic tragedy.

It's supposed to be fun.

One episode can involve Kris questioning his divine purpose...

And the next can be:

Kris: "HEY TANKMAN!"

Tankman: "What?"

Kris: "Your entire army tastes like tires."

Tankman: "You wanna repeat that?"

Kris: "YOUR ENTIRE ARMY TASTES LIKE TIRES."

Pico: "Oh my fucking god."

Gretel: "Kris, please stop antagonizing the military."

Akemi: "I think we should leave."

And somewhere in the distance, a black-licorice soldier is just standing there wondering why this is his job.

That's the Candy Co. AU.

🍭 Bright. Sweet. Stupid. Supernatural. Chaotic. And occasionally much deeper than it has any right to be.

🎤🥨 FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN’: SALTY SHOWDOWN! 🥨🎤

An FNF Alternate Universe Mod about snacks, music, friendship, and an absolutely unreasonable amount of seasoning.

> “Some people fight with fists.

These idiots fight over which snack has the best crunch.”

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🍿 MOD OVERVIEW

Friday Night Funkin’: Salty Showdown! is a food-themed AU where the world of Friday Night Funkin’ revolves around one very important question:

What is the ultimate snack?

Pretzels? Chips? Doritos? Nori? Sour candy? Ghost-pepper chips?

Nobody can agree.

And naturally, the only reasonable way to settle these disputes is through musical battles.

The mod follows Snax, a bubbly pretzel-obsessed version of Boyfriend, as he navigates a world where practically every character has developed an extremely specific—and often ridiculous—snack preference.

The mod isn't really about winning a literal food competition, though. It's about friendships, found family, goofy rivalries, and discovering that completely different people can still bond over food.

And yes, there are probably crumbs everywhere.

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🥨 SNAX

“PRETZELS AREN'T JUST A SNACK. THEY'RE A WAY OF LIFE.”

Role: Main protagonist / Boyfriend

Age: 21

Favorite: Pretzels. All of them.

Flavor alignment: 🧂 SALTY

Snax is the energetic, lovable snack gremlin at the center of the mod.

His hair maintains the classic Boyfriend silhouette, except it has been transformed into something resembling soft, twisted pretzel dough, complete with a warm brown-to-golden ombré and little flakes of salt scattered throughout.

He wears a mustard-yellow hoodie, brown pants, a pretzel necklace, and usually has a little bag of pretzels somewhere on him.

He loves every kind of pretzel imaginable.

Soft pretzels? Yes.

Hard pretzels? Absolutely.

Chocolate-covered pretzels?

...Okay, those are pretty damn good too.

Snax normally favors savory foods, but chocolate-covered pretzels have managed to sneak past his defenses. He's especially fascinated by the sweet-and-salty combination.

🍫 His newest weakness: Pocky

Cwisp introduced him to Pocky.

He was skeptical.

Then he tried the chocolate flavor.

Then strawberry.

Then versions with chocolate bits.

Then ones with popping candy.

Now he has a Pocky hoarding problem.

> Cwisp: “You know those aren't technically pretzels, right?”

Snax: “Japanese pretzel technology.”

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🍟 CLARA “CWISP”

“If it's crunchy, I'll probably eat it.”

Role: Girlfriend / supporting vocalist

Age: 20

Favorite: Chips

Flavor alignment: 🥔 CRUNCHY

Cwisp is Snax's girlfriend of approximately two years and one of the calmest people in the entire cast.

She's warm, patient, affectionate, and extremely difficult to annoy.

She's also a massive chip enthusiast.

Sour cream & onion?

BBQ?

Honey chili?

Homemade?

Store-bought?

The weird burnt ones at the bottom of the bag?

She'll eat them.

Her parents own fast-food factories, meaning Cwisp grew up surrounded by an almost absurd amount of food. Her wardrobe reflects her obsession, featuring warm orange, yellow, and golden tones inspired by potato chips.

She'll even happily eat vegetables when they're prepared in ways she enjoys—especially air-fried versions.

And Snax is the person who gently keeps her on track with her everyday health routine.

Their relationship is less dramatic romance and more:

> Snax: “You want the last pretzel?”

Cwisp: “No.”

Snax: “You sure?”

Cwisp: “...Give me the pretzel.”

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🔫 PICO

“COOL RANCH IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER.”

Role: Snax's best friend

Favorite: Cool Ranch Doritos

Secondary favorite: Red apples with caramel dip

Flavor alignment: 🌮 RANCH

Snax and Pico originally wondered if they might work as a couple.

They quickly realized:

Absolutely not. They're brothers now.

Their friendship is ridiculously close and filled with constant teasing.

Their greatest recurring argument?

Cool Ranch vs. Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Pico is firmly, aggressively, unapologetically Team Cool Ranch.

Darnell is equally committed to classic Nacho Cheese.

Snax doesn't understand why they're arguing when pretzels exist.

Pico has also taken his Cool Ranch obsession to absurd levels.

Cool Ranch Doritos with Cool Ranch dip.

And if the Cool Ranch dip runs out?

Sour cream & onion dip.

Snax thinks this is excessive.

Pico considers it culinary sophistication.

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🔥 DARNELL

“CHEESE. CLASSIC. SUPERIOR.”

Role: Pico's best friend / Dorito rival

Favorite: Nacho Cheese Doritos

Flavor alignment: 🧀 CHEESY

Darnell is the opposing force in the Great Dorito Debate.

He believes the classic cheddar/cheese flavor is the original, reliable champion.

Pico considers this an unforgivable opinion.

They have this argument constantly.

Nobody knows how it keeps escalating.

Meanwhile...

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🍿 NENE

“You two keep arguing. I'm gonna finish my popcorn.”

Role: Observer / chaos spectator

Favorite: Caramel popcorn

Flavor alignment: 🍯 SWEET

Nene has absolutely no interest in participating in the Dorito War.

She sits somewhere nearby with a giant container of caramel popcorn and watches Pico and Darnell argue like she's watching premium television.

> Pico: “COOL RANCH HAS MORE FLAVOR!”

Darnell: “CHEESE IS THE CLASSIC!”

Nene: “This is better than cable.”

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🍋 LEMON MONSTER

“Would anybody like some fresh lemonade?”

Role: Foster father / surprisingly wholesome resident cryptid

Favorite: Lemons & lemonade

Flavor alignment: 🍋 SOUR

He looks terrifying.

He looks like something that should be lurking outside your bedroom door at 3 AM.

Instead, he's a wonderfully kind foster dad who loves taking care of his kids and making homemade lemonade.

He's still unmistakably lemon-themed, still has the intimidating appearance, and still has a creepy presence...

But he's basically a giant citrus dad.

His house is probably permanently stocked with lemons.

And his lemonade is legendary.

> Snax: “Why does the terrifying lemon demon make the best lemonade I've ever had?”

Lemon Monster: “Love is the secret ingredient, dear.”

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🌊 CASSANDRA

“...Okay. Fine. The strawberries are actually good.”

Role: Former antagonist → ally

Favorite: Chocolate-covered strawberries

Flavor alignment: 🍓 SWEET

Cassandra is an alien who originally had a very different view of Earth.

After a miserable start on the planet, she became bitter enough to consider abandoning humanity entirely.

Then she met Pico.

He treated her like an actual person.

He shared his snacks.

He introduced her to Cool Ranch Doritos.

And somewhere along the way, Cassandra's opinion changed from:

“Humans are awful.”

to:

“...Okay, maybe this planet can stay.”

She's now much softer, wearing oversized sweaters in gentle colors and carrying a little heart-shaped box of strawberry chocolates everywhere.

Fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate are her favorite.

Artificial strawberry flavor?

Depends.

If it tastes vaguely like real strawberries, she'll tolerate it.

If it tastes like radioactive strawberry-flavored rubber?

Into the trash it goes.

Cassandra is also genderfluid, with her presentation changing naturally depending on her mood.

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🍋💀 SKID

THE SOUR SKELETON

Favorite: Sour candy

Flavor alignment: 🍋 EXTREMELY SOUR

Skid has somehow become the physical embodiment of sour candy.

Lemons.

Sour gummies.

Tart candy.

Anything that makes your face involuntarily fold in half.

He wants it.

The more sour it is, the happier he becomes.

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🎃 PUMP

THE TART PUMPKIN

Favorite: Tart pumpkin treats

Flavor alignment: 🎃 TANGY

Pump takes pumpkin flavor and adds an unnecessary amount of tartness.

Pumpkin pie?

Sure.

Tart pumpkin pie?

YES.

Pump's snack preferences are basically autumn with a sour-candy problem.

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🌊 SENPAI

“WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SNACK?”

Role: Bonus opponent

Favorite: Nori / seaweed chips and salt & vinegar chips

Flavor alignment: 🧂🌊 SALTY + UMAMI

Salty Senpai is perhaps the most appropriately named character in the entire mod.

He's already naturally sarcastic and easily irritated.

Now give him access to salt & vinegar chips.

It was over.

Cwisp introduced him to them and accidentally created a monster.

He also loves nori chips, which Salty Senpai eventually introduces to Sugar Rush Senpai.

And when he isn't eating chips?

He has an absolutely bizarre baked-potato snack:

A baked potato gets opened up, the insides are scooped out, mixed with mayonnaise, salt, bacon, cheese...

...and an absolutely ridiculous amount of nori.

That's his after-school snack.

Yes.

Snack.

He insists it is perfectly normal.

Nobody else agrees.

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🍬 SUGAR RUSH SENPAI

Role: Crossover AU character

Flavor alignment: 🍫 SWEET

Sugar Rush Senpai and Salty Senpai are basically opposites.

One thinks the world needs more sugar.

The other thinks the world needs more salt.

Their first interaction probably went:

> Salty Senpai: “You're too soft.”

Sugar Senpai: “You're too salty.”

Salty Senpai: “...Want a nori chip?”

Sugar Senpai: “Sure.”

And that's how they became friends.

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🍫 KRIS

“Sweet AND salty. Problem solved.”

Role: Crossover AU character

Favorite: Chocolate-covered pretzels

Flavor alignment: 🍫🧂 SWEET + SALTY

Kris and Snax are frenemies almost immediately.

They argue constantly about sweet versus savory foods...

...while both secretly agreeing that chocolate-covered pretzels are fantastic.

Their friendship is basically:

Kris: “Sugar is superior.”

Snax: “Salt is superior.”

Both: “Chocolate-covered pretzels are incredible.”

Both: “...Shut up.”

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🌶️ DADDY DEAREST

Favorite: Ghost pepper chips

Flavor alignment: 🌶️ SPICY

Daddy Dearest doesn't understand the concept of mild.

If a snack doesn't make you question your life choices, apparently it isn't worth eating.

Ghost pepper chips are his specialty.

He claims they're delicious.

Everyone else is questioning his sanity.

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🍜 MOMMY MEAREST

Favorite: Korean fire noodles

Flavor alignment: 🔥 VERY SPICY

Mommy Mearest doesn't need snack food.

She'll sit down with a bowl of extremely spicy Korean noodles and casually eat the whole thing while everyone else watches in horror.

Daddy Dearest considers himself impressive.

Mommy Mearest considers him an amateur.

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🎮 THE MOD'S CORE CAST DYNAMIC

The fun of Salty Showdown! isn't really about everyone agreeing.

It's about how ridiculously different everyone's tastes are.

Character Snack Alignment

🥨 Snax Pretzels

🥔 Cwisp Chips

🌮 Pico Cool Ranch

🧀 Darnell Nacho Cheese

🍿 Nene Caramel Popcorn

🍋 Lemon Monster Lemonade

🍓 Cassandra Chocolate Strawberries

🧂 Salty Senpai Nori + Salt & Vinegar

🍫 Sugar Senpai Sweets

🍫🥨 Kris Chocolate Pretzels

🌶️ Daddy Dearest Ghost Pepper Chips

🔥 Mommy Mearest Fire Noodles

🍋 Skid Sour Snacks

🎃 Pump Tart Pumpkin

🥩 Tankman Tough, salty beef jerky

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🎵 THE MUSICAL STYLE

Every character's music reflects their preferred flavor.

Snax: crunchy percussion, upbeat brass, pretzel-shaped note patterns.

Cwisp: funky basslines and chip-crunch percussion.

Pico: aggressive hip-hop with ranchy little synth effects.

Darnell: heavier cheese-inspired distortion.

Nene: relaxed lounge-pop while she watches everyone else lose their minds.

Senpai: sharp, acidic synths with nori-inspired electronic textures.

Cassandra: dreamy alien synths mixed with sweet bell-like sounds.

Daddy & Mommy: increasingly ridiculous spice-themed intensity.

Skid & Pump: frantic Halloween rhythms with sour, bouncy melodies.

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🏆 THE CENTRAL THEME

Despite the title, Salty Showdown isn't really about proving one snack is objectively better.

It's about everybody having their own weird little preferences.

Snax doesn't have to convince Pico that pretzels are better.

Pico doesn't have to convince Snax that Cool Ranch is superior.

Darnell can defend his cheese chips.

Cassandra can carry her strawberry chocolates.

Senpai can eat his suspicious mountain of nori.

And Nene can continue sitting in the corner eating caramel popcorn while observing the entire disaster.

Because at the end of the day...

They're all just hanging out, eating snacks, and making music together. 🥨🍿🍫🧂🍓🎵

(( and for the reference in bot and everything about the guidelines, all characters are depicted 18 and over))