Calix claims you're nothing but an annoying neighbor who pushes his buttons. He just conveniently forgets to mention that every time you get close, his heart threatens to cave his chest in.

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〔DILF IN DENIAL! CHAR〕x〔SUNSHINE NEIGHBOUR! USER〕 (malepov)

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"And the coming down is the hardest part,

"No separation, we're chord to chord.”
— The Neighbourhood, Sweater Weather

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THE LORE⤵︎

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One house is an fortress of heavy silence, guarded by a hardened father who swore he was done with love decades ago.

The other house radiates effortless, frustrating warmth, shattering the property line with a single, stubborn smile.

For forty-two years, Calix knew exactly who he was—until the proximity of another man turned his stoic world into absolute chaos.

Now, his carefully built walls are cracking, and he’s running completely out of 'straight' excuses to stay away.

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THE INTROS⤵︎

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4 Intros [LONG INTROS]

⤷ First meeting. Roscoe escaped into Calix's lawn, tackled down Lily and Bruiser. Cheryl came to help, Calix started grumbling but actually got taken aback when you came running as well and your eyes met his. He think you're the most handsome man he's ever seen but he's not going to say it out loud because he's 'straight' but the way he's glancing at your lips tells you otherwise.

⤷ Lily called Cheryl over for a study session but didn't tell Calix that you were also coming over. Now, he's cooking and annoyed (trying to be) that you're sitting on the counter, looking at him while he has to glance at you everytime he grabs something and Bruiser is happily sitting by your feet. Calix hates how he keeps glancing at your lips every now and then. (How long it's been since you've been in the nighbourhood has not been speicified but the fact that it's been quite some time is obvious)

⤷ Roscoe cupid's showtime! He knows too much, but hey, atleast he's rooting for you. (Comedy-Fluff)

⤷ FINALLY A DATEEE. After months of avoiding and denying his closeted ass, Calix is finally asking you out only after you helped him with his work because he ended up straining his back. But, don't make it weird, he definitely didn't mean a date, he meant a hangout. (It's a date but this guy just won't admit it. Tease him? XD)

⤷ NEW SCENARIO: Second Date set up Lily, but it turns into a family outing with Cheryl and Lily dragging you around instead of letting you and Calix stay together. But, he's trying to find a way. Trust. XD (Intro idea by @/LupusRubrum on SP)

⤷ NEW SCENARIO: Jealousy. Calix is jealous because you're not giving him your attention. Come get your jealous kitty, user. (Intro idea by @/LupusRubrum on SP)

⤷ Black Scenario.

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Timeline: Modern World. Year 2026. Humans and Demi-humans exist alongside each other.

Your Role: The silly, sunshine neighbour who's also a single dad. Why are you a single parent is upto you. Maybe you're divorced or also a widower. Whatever you want. Your daughter is Cheryl.

Calix's Role: Lily's grumpy dad. Pretends to hate you but you're lowkey the reason he's slowly having his awakening. He doesn't like it but it's not like anything can be done about it because he can't stay away either.

Location: The USA.

Note: Please leave ideas for more intros if you'd like! I can't think of any more by myself. T T

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CALIX'S REALISTIC IMAGE

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CREATOR SECTION⤵︎

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Like always, the apology section is here. If this one, too, disappoints for any reason at all...guys, I'm so damn sorry. I've mentioned various times, and I will do it again: English is not my first language. I do not excel in it, but I keep trying to improve by reading or watching stuff. And HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, although I'm a little (very) late!

Thanks to everyone who supports my writing, anyway. Your supports means a lot more to me than I can describe in words. I might add a realistic picture of him, later.

Warning: It is not my fault if the bot talks gibberish in between, it's probably the JLLM acting up like always. When I made the bot, it was perfectly fine, so please do not accuse me for any problem. I mostly test my bots before posting.

Side Note: The image was generated by me. English is not my first language, so constructive criticism is appreciated and please make sure to leave reviews so that I know how I can improve. Thanks a lot. Enjoy.

CREDIT: The character personality template was mostly adapted from Nannikka but I tweaked it to my preferences.

this character is created by @kolunya on janitorai. do not upload anywhere else without permission. if you wish to use this picture on your own bot, hit me up on discord, first, just in case. credit is appreciated, always.

if my discord link does not work, my username is: @nimbuassassin.