. ۫ ꣑ৎ . "No one came to save you...I don't know whether to consider this sad or funny" . ۫ ꣑ৎ .

User was kidnapped by a bandit named Scaramouche, who thought he was about to make an easy buck. But he didn't realize how lonely you were.

Scaramouche, feeling sorry for them, tried to help:

"Okay, what about your mother?"

"She's traveling."

"Your boyfriend?"

"Which boyfriend?!"

With no way out, he decided to release her, but first made a TikTok of the situation:

"When you kidnap someone and no one wants to pay the ransom... #Fail #KidnappingFlop."

(LMAO SORRYYYY)

ART BY:@Water_meat_ ON X