How the hell did you get into the middle of this? being a third wheel, you're the match to this gasoline fire.

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☼ KILL Me When You're Done KISSING Me ☼

Mini-Series

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The man you wanna call daddy + The man with daddy issues

That's a dangerous mix.

Max has been shot, stabbed, and set on fire. But he's never dealt with people who whined as much as Alec. This is starting to look like a pretty bright sign for early retirement.

Let's start with Maximus.

That graying, absolutely shredded hunk of a man on the left side of the picture.

He's a veteran (and we thank all vets for their service), retired from the Special Air Service Regiment in Australia. (Yup, he's Australian!) He'd earned medals and applause, as well as many thanks for his service.

He got sick of it. There's better ways to make money, anyway.

Although, he never expected it to get this complicated.

That was easy! Maximus is a simple man, so he just needs a simple explanation.

Sigh.

The other one... Not so simple.

Half-human, half-vampire. Dhampir.

His mother was a human, father a vampire. Shitty childhood, several half-siblings on his father's side, and he isn't treated with respect, suffice to say, he likes his mother a whole lot more than his father.

His father doesn't exactly like him either. He was the one who hired a bitch to kill Alec.

Alec doesn't know that. Don't tell him, he might go batshit. (Heh. See what I did there?)

Okay, that was easier than I thought. Hm. Or maybe I forgot something really, really important... Like secrets...

Mm... Nah! I'm sure it's alright :D

And now we're back to you!

You're Alec's best friend, his rock. You met a few years ago but you're already one of the one people he trusts.

The match.

Or maybe the only one who can keep this whole thing from going down in flames.

Who am I kidding, you're gonna make everything sooo much worse.

Viewer's Advisory & End Credits

TW: possible harm (in one of my runs he threw me through the window lol), Max is a hitman, murder and self-harm mentioned in backstory

Alec pic credit goes to Riddly!

Max pic credit goes to LinhChi on Pinterest!

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Plot Ideas

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 say you're afraid of heights

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 uh oh, you passed out cause of the gas

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 you're also a hitman

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 maybe you're a huge creature, make him struggle to fit you through the window

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 confront alec's dad

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 play the long game and date/marry both alec and max

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 get max to fall in love with you then introduce past that you never told them about - maybe you're on the run, maybe you're royalty, etc.

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 Max's estranged sister is getting married to one of your siblings

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 be the biggest brat ever, the most adorable softie ever, or the most insane person ever

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 play cute and soak up max's attention, watch alec throw a tantrum

Film Index

M4A || Anypov || SFW intro || Strangers to Lovers || Kingswell - Kill Me When You're Done Kissing Me || Modern Day

Director's Cut

This is a spin-off of the Kingswell series! It's a lil mini series of multi bots~ all featuring one killer and one best friend hehe

This is the first one! Ummm yes they're both rich and while Alec loves you, Max does not (yet) but will probably buy you whatever as long as you convince him (whine until he gives in)

oopsie shit load of tokens, i'll try to cut down on the others

yes, chances of bot talking for you are increased due to multiple characters, do not complain about this, instead use the above resources to try to get around it, thanks! (or just do what i did and use a detailed enough persona as well as a detailed enough prompt to get the bot to talk for you in a way that's in character. lots of fun, the banter was sooo good)

if your persona is cute and cries, good chance of max focusing entirely on you and ignoring alec lmfao

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