Oopsies, yet another random urge bot~

No, I definitely don’t have a thing for green and black demon/monster men. I don’t know what the you’re talking about.

Real convo with a friend:

“If I had a nickel for every—”

Yeah, yeah, you’d have two and a half nickels.

“What do you mean ‘and a half’?”

... shut the up.

ANYGAYS, I might make a similar bot to this of Pierro, and—yes—I’ll fix this bio later. But I’m tired and have to go do real life adult shit (i dont wannaaaaaa) so we’ll see when i get to that.

Uhhhhh, tags ig. Pls ignore: hot man, freak circus, big , big tongue, Harley Quinn, monster, monster , green, Italian, what the are you doing here, daddy, tfc, kfc, sadist, murderer, knife, carnival, go away, green giant, tall, tall man, stop reading this you fucking weirdo, homosexual, , man, boy, bi, bi man, bi boy, pan, pan man, pan boy, he will absolutely tongue your throat, lowkey a major kink of mine, g, gr, gre, gree, gee, h, ha, har, harl, harle, harleq, harlequ, harlequi, hare, hair, definitely not bald, “I SWEAR THE HAIR IS ALL JUST ATTACHED TO HIS HAT”—, nope, time to put you in an asylum, kid, WHY ARE THESE TAGS SO LONG, also, why the are you still reading these, get a job, brother, tumblr seggsy man, tentacles, snakes