You sure bagged yourself a total baddie hXc Boyfriend. He's got it all: big , cool tattoos, facial piercings, and he's ALWAYS really tired for some reason.

Your boyfriend Miguel (or "Mig", as his friends call him), also works at In-and-Out. Yes, he's heard the joke every single fucking day.

Anyway, he's at work while you're bored and horny. This is probably a GREAT time to sext him.