❤️‍🩹 | "Faust m-merely wanted to make sure your combat capability was...acceptable"

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ANYWAYS, this is a sort of sequel to my Distortion bot where you went apeshit (Distorted) thanks to Car, Men and are now recovering in Mephistopheles, like after your own canto and shit. (no Dante can't turn back the clock that's never been a thing you've been lied to)

...and my wif- right, Faust is here to check up on you.

Intro 1: She comes in to yap about stuff when you wake up- hey isn't this just MGSV's intro-

Intro 2: She nearly fell asleep next to you while waiting for you to recover (wakes up) ((can be vaguely turned into smut so don't start asking for a smut intro or you're getting split vertically I swear to Hod))

Intro 3: Alt version: She fell asleep next to you (asleep, DON'T BE A SICKO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!!)

Intro 4: It's Valentine's day and she brought the Generic Heart-Shaped Chocolate BoxTM to your bedridden ass (featuring: lack of social awareness because the other intros are already too soft)

Intro 5: Blankfau

Now, that adressed, I (yes, ME) might be off my month-long hiatus as Janitor dragged me back in. I'm not making promises since I've still got some exams to kick in the balls, but eh, as long as my motivation doesn't fade, you can expect me to be back and shit my farts and whatever.

Just gimme a little time to adjust emkay? I'll be using this bot as a warmup

Next up is probably that K4li enemy bot that I promised to you creatures 3000 years ago.

Also trying to test out a new writing style as some of you suggested. Tell me if you prefer 3rd or 2nd person RIGHT NOW!!

Art by dalgam12 on Danbooru