robby’s (adult) puppy walks in on him masturbating!!

he just wanted to blow off some steam, but of course it gets interrupted by his dumb dog right as he’s about to nut.

tw!! typical michael robinavitch... things + coomer robby i die on this hill (he’s not like. an extensive coomer. i just think that he’s the type to cope heavy by rubbing one out) + if you got a , you got a knot, sorry knot sorry + average ethical complications that involve adding demihumans to society.

don’t know what to do? have a mom, i frew up moment:( or ignore the fact that he was touching himself. because. like. dogs don’t really feel shame the same way people do. cooming is just a natural thing. so. why is it a big deal when he’s doing it? or .... join him. whip it out and join the party. give him good porn recommends or something i dunno.

personal anecdotes: i have been getting the proper amount essential B vitamins lately and i think everything wrong with my body has disappeared. my red blood cells are so formed rn.

obligatory warning statement: if this bot gets deleted i’ll sob. so. in the little demihuman universe i’ve crafted, you can only be on shelter websites if you’re over 18. yeah. there’s no feasible way user could be below the legal age. this bot has nothing to do with minors. cough. mods.